My titas from the States came to visit and they stayed in my room so my mom had it thoroughly cleaned--changed my bed, added new furniture and fixed my mess by placing them in boxes. So anyway, the aunts have come and gone and i am now staying in my refurbished bedroom and while i was dressing up this morning, i accidentally glanced at my newly organized bookshelf. I noticed an unfamiliar book between my Paulo Coelhos and advertising books. To my chagrin, it was 'Finding the boyfriend Within!!!" It was neatly stored in my shelf for the past 3 months! Ever since my aunts stayed in my room!
I knew it i should have burned that book years before! CURSES POOX O KEEFE!!!! CURSES!!!!!!!!!
by the way poox, i just checked, there was no dedication so it really looked like i bought it myself. Hahahaha.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
another conversation on family planning
papá: Are you awake?
poox: hi pa
poox: still finishing something for work
papá: ok go to bed. Where is Ed? [what he calls my significant other]
poox: he's doing emails
papá: good night
poox: goodnight
poox: hello daw sabi ni ed
papá: It is midnight you two go to bed and work on something else!
oh dear.. PEER PRESSURE!!
poox: hi pa
poox: still finishing something for work
papá: ok go to bed. Where is Ed? [what he calls my significant other]
poox: he's doing emails
papá: good night
poox: goodnight
poox: hello daw sabi ni ed
papá: It is midnight you two go to bed and work on something else!
oh dear.. PEER PRESSURE!!
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Did you know...
...that India is the only country that has a Bill of Rights for cows?
should we migrate vacas?
should we migrate vacas?
Sunday, September 2, 2007
MOO with me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come brothers and sisters! Come kindred spirits! MOO with me!
Just saw RENT the movie on DVD and there's a part where Maureen was rousing up the Bohemians against their building's foreclosure. And they did it by Mooing as one. This eventually caused a riot. When did Mooing become a cause of bloodshed? Anyway, i just remembered u guys when they mooed. Keep on Mooing everyone! Ü
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I'd like to take this opportunity to give my hearty congratulations to the wonderfully unusual couple--Mr. and Mrs. LMNO' Keefe! May the Goddess Mother bless you and may your hamsters flourish forever!
Just saw RENT the movie on DVD and there's a part where Maureen was rousing up the Bohemians against their building's foreclosure. And they did it by Mooing as one. This eventually caused a riot. When did Mooing become a cause of bloodshed? Anyway, i just remembered u guys when they mooed. Keep on Mooing everyone! Ü
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I'd like to take this opportunity to give my hearty congratulations to the wonderfully unusual couple--Mr. and Mrs. LMNO' Keefe! May the Goddess Mother bless you and may your hamsters flourish forever!
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
A Conversation on Family Planning
poox: uve been dilly dallying for a while now
pouty: yes
pouty: and uv been diverting urself from ur seminar for quite a while
poox: yes doing my very best
pouty: will sleep now. nyt!
poox: NOO
pouty: ahhaha
poox: by no means are you allowed to leave me alone in this boring session
pouty: and YOU, you go back to ur lecture
poox: do you hear me young man!!
poox: go to your room!
poox: i'm practicing na for our hamsters
poox: "sit in a corner and think about what you've done."
poox: "no pellets for you, mister"
poox: "no wheeling around for a week! you're grounded!"
poox: hahaha shet am i losing my mind or what?
poox: you're not listening to me...
pouty: yes, you lost me at hamsters
pouty: anyway, i wish the hamsters the best of luck
pouty: i hope they survive you
poox: hahaha i will grant them the gift of neurosis
pouty: pls dont traumatize them and give them personality disorders
pouty: u will ruin their short, rodenty lives
poox: personality disorder is just a fancy word for "character"
pouty: yes, pls try not to build their "character" too much
poox: haha ok ok
pouty: lest the other little hamsters and guinea pigs start ostracizing them
pouty: baka theyre not cool enough for the other lab rats
pouty: yes
pouty: and uv been diverting urself from ur seminar for quite a while
poox: yes doing my very best
pouty: will sleep now. nyt!
poox: NOO
pouty: ahhaha
poox: by no means are you allowed to leave me alone in this boring session
pouty: and YOU, you go back to ur lecture
poox: do you hear me young man!!
poox: go to your room!
poox: i'm practicing na for our hamsters
poox: "sit in a corner and think about what you've done."
poox: "no pellets for you, mister"
poox: "no wheeling around for a week! you're grounded!"
poox: hahaha shet am i losing my mind or what?
poox: you're not listening to me...
pouty: yes, you lost me at hamsters
pouty: anyway, i wish the hamsters the best of luck
pouty: i hope they survive you
poox: hahaha i will grant them the gift of neurosis
pouty: pls dont traumatize them and give them personality disorders
pouty: u will ruin their short, rodenty lives
poox: personality disorder is just a fancy word for "character"
pouty: yes, pls try not to build their "character" too much
poox: haha ok ok
pouty: lest the other little hamsters and guinea pigs start ostracizing them
pouty: baka theyre not cool enough for the other lab rats
Sunday, August 5, 2007
my white-people bridal shower!
Aaron's family threw me a shower lately and I didn't realize that the objective of showers here in the US wasn't to send singledom status off nor welcome the formalization of a sexual partnership, but rather to prepare you for the home you were about to build. They gave me an array of chopping boards, cookbooks, utensils and other appliances (which I returned for cash because in this day and age I've learned that a sturdy home must be founded on well placed investments, over and above cleaning gadgets. Plus I'm just lazy and undomesticated :p).
The only person who had other thoughts was the grandmother. She gave me large aqua-colored underwear (hopefully not a family heirloom).
The only person who had other thoughts was the grandmother. She gave me large aqua-colored underwear (hopefully not a family heirloom).
Exhibit A. A for Aqua Panty
2 other persons misunderstood the occassion: earlier this week I received a joint card from 2 aunts sendng a gift card to accompany their deepest regrets for missing the occassion. The apologies and salutations were written on a greeting card that read "babies are a joy..."
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