Rough World Series #1: At the Philippine Tiangge

aaron: [holding up a pair of boxers] magkano

tindera (sales lady): 200

aaron: hay nako grabe! mahal mashadow. 100

my dad: [holding one up] walang butas

tindera: unisex boxers, mam-sir

aaron: ayokow. I need MALAKING hole [with matching hand measurement of 3 feet]